Actually nobody was talking about my blog or the fact I haven't updated it in almost 2 years. But hey! Never let the facts get in the way of a good story I always say.
So who is going to read a blog in 2014 much less my blog? Probably nobody. Well my mom may and maybe a few friends who are bored at work. Let's be honest in the age of Twitter people only care what you can say in 140 characters or by posting a clever picture.
Here is my rule of thumb. If I am going to read a blog it needs to be short enough to read while I am on the toilet. If it's too long then I may loose all feeling in my legs. Too short like Twitter and I will jumble up 4 different topics and forget what I just read.
But every so often you find that crazy person and you hope they have a blog or Youtube Channel. Like this lady for example.
She is my new favorite Internet Celebrity and goes by the name Auntie Fee. If you think I am knocking her by the way she presents herself and her food you couldn't be further from the truth. I am a fan because I imagine she acts the same way when the camera is turned off as she does while the film is rolling. Her son does a good job of prodding her and that adds to the "fun."
People like this remind me of the Dave Chappelle skit, "When Keepin it Real Goes Wrong." But the only thing I can see going wrong here is a small grease fire or a visit from the Health Department if she starts selling her "Chicken a la Fee."
Back to me.
The Real reason I'm updating my blog is because eBay has this new app that places your merchandise right on the blog. The only catch is you need a blog so I had to bring this one back from the dead. I'll get in to my career path in later blog posts but for now just enjoy the show and try to check back before my next post in March of 2016.