Thursday, April 9, 2009

I just wanted my face pierced

I was cruising around Craigslist when I stumbled on to a section where people just give things away. Lots of desks and couches on there along with things you can really use.

Like this...

14G loop lip ring.. pink stones on each end. Never Used. (Gainesville, Ga.)


Date: 2009-04-07, 11:41AM EDT


Never Used.. too big for me. Come and get it :) To hard to take a pic of something that small...

I CANNOT MAIL IT TO YOU! I WRITE MY HUSBAND SEVERAL TIMES WEEKLY, AND CANNOT AFFORD TO USE NOT EVEN 1 OTHER STAMP BESIDES HIM AND BILLS, I KNOW IT SOUNDS SILLY, BUT IF YOU WANT THIS 20 DOLLAR LIP RING FOR FREE.. COME GET IT. THANKS :)

  • Location: Gainesville, Ga.
Not sure how something can be too big and too small at the same time but I guess it's possible in Gainesville. I figured I would drop her an email just for fun...

(My Email to her)

Hi. If I come get this lip ring will you pierce my face for me?
I don't like blood or pain but I really want this. I can pay you in stamps if I need to.

Thanks


(Her Reply - with signature)

#1, its a girl ring,
#2 you pierce with a 16g,
#3 this is not a joke im fond of,
#4 go somewhere proffessional.


P3AC3 L0V3 & HAPPIN3SS... from LUCKY... proud MOM of 3!

(My turn again)
Can I see your picture?


(Mother of 3)
#5 F*CK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P3AC3 L0V3 & HAPPIN3SS... from LUCKY... proud MOM of 3!

(Me)
Don't be rough


Her kids are lucky...

8 comments:

Robby said...

haha. Only in Gainesville. Can't afford 1 stamp.

Team Thompson said...

If the transaction does proceed further I would clarify as to whether you would get paid in dollars or pesos.

Nice spelling on professional

Anonymous said...

yess this made my day... is gainesville near your mother (just checking)...........<3

ashkindred said...

omg. YOUDIDNTCARE!! That's hilarious.

Good job on the posts! I'm proud of you.

Anonymous said...

So she writes her husband everyday... is he in Iraq or prison...inquiring minds want to know....

Josh said...

I think the safe bet is prison but I wouldn't put it past him telling her he needs something at the grocery store and never coming back.

Anonymous said...

is porn the only winner during credit crunch?

Anonymous said...

Any idea how credit crunch affected porn?