This post is about random thoughts I've had lately...
You know what gets on my nerves? People who drink Diet Coke for the taste of it but when you go to eat with them and somebody orders a Coke and the other person orders Diet Coke they have to ask you to taste it to make sure the server brought the right one. Does that make sense to anybody?
I'm easily amused and sometimes just make up things to tell random people just to see their reaction.
Last week I invited a few people from my poker game to take my kickboxing class that I teach on Thursday nights. I almost had one taker when I told him he could wear my gloves.
Tonight I felt the need to tell the cashier at Target that my wife is pregnant and she wanted the milk, powdered donuts and gummy bears that I was buying.
I should have invited him to my kick boxing class.
I didn't feel the need for a story when I ordered the Baconator. There is no hint of healthiness in this burger.
Am I the only person on the mailing list for Twisted Parties? I get an email from them every day and every time I see it in my box I think it says Twisted Panties. What a tease.
Speaking of teases what the hell is this about? And who is this?
Actually the more I look at it the grosser it gets.
I hope she just has sand in places I don't have places.
Some people think that I wear faded designer jeans but they just look that way from wiping my hands on my jeans after each powdered donut.
I've looked all over for a picture of Lauren in a pair of Scoops and Ups but I've had no luck yet. Don't think I'm giving up Lauren and this isn't your official shout out either. I do know how to use Photoshop so it would probably be easier on you if you just to send me a picture.
If you think about it OJSimpsondidntcare! (either time)
Is it possible to love something as much as you hate it? Yes...Football.
In my next life I want to be a Shark or a Panda.
You think the police were standing just off camera when this happened?
Jab of the week...
Alan Colmes of the network's "Hannity & Colmes" said Monday that he'll be leaving the prime-time show after 12 years. He'll continue as a commentator on Fox programs, keep doing his radio show and is developing a weekend show at Fox.
"We have a Democratic House, Senate and president," Colmes said in an interview. "My work is done."
Why did they have a machine gun on the rover in the movie Armageddon? Somebody knows something!
Maybe I'll have an update or two over Thanksgiving.